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Ellen DeGeneres Responds To Claims That Her Usain Bolt Photoshop Is Racist
Getty Image On Sunday night, Usain Bolt not only won a gold medal in the 100 meter final at the Rio Olympics, but he also gave us one of the all-time greatest sports photographs. Getty photographer...
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Winston Churchill’s Grandson Defends Michael Bay Against Tabloid Outrage Over...
Shutterstock/Getty Michael Bay has made it perfectly clear that Transformers: The Last Knight, the fifth installment of his money-printing action franchise, will be his final turn in directing this...
View ArticleThe MPAA deserves every ounce of Mike Birbiglia’s ‘Suicide Squad’ criticism
Mike Birbiglia, the comedian and filmmaker whose latest big-screen comedy Don't Think Twice was released in limited theaters a couple weeks back, just went on a delicious Twitter tirade against the...
View ArticleDelta doesn’t want you to see Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara having sex
To be clear: Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara do kiss each other in the should've-been 2015 Best Picture nominee Carol. Multiple times! Not that you would know that if you watched the movie on a Delta...
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Starbucks, Tweets, And Jesus — How One Man Created Nationwide Panic Over A...
Shutterstock Yesterday, Starbucks revealed a product which they hope will foster community in an increasingly fractured world. No, it’s not liquid MDMA, flavored with gingerbread and topped whipped...
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DVD & Games Forecast: PT Anderson goes Blu with ‘Boogie Nights’ and ‘Magnolia’
Warner Home Video Welcome to the DVD & Games Forecast. This is a seriously slim week of new releases. There are a few highlights, but for the most part, it’ll be a quick column. THIS WEEK’S...
View ArticleSHOCKER: Those Claw Crane Machines? Totally Rigged!
We miss arcades. We don’t miss claw machines. We always thought they were a flagrant rip-off because, come on, you had the toy right there and it slipped right through! Turns out they were more of a...
View ArticleThis Week In YouTube Commenter Outrage: Ragu’s Hilarious Olympic Ad
Despite the love affair with hating NBC for its delayed coverage and contempt for its stupid viewers, the 2012 Summer Olympics have had some amazing moments. Obviously, Gabby Douglas, Michael Phelps,...
View ArticleIs This Nike 'Gold Digging' Shirt In Bad Taste?
Now that we’re in the summer’s sports lull – albeit a shortened lull, thanks to the Summer Olympics – people need to find whatever they can to complain about. For instance, I just started work on my...
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Nike’s Marketing > The Entire World’s Outrage
During the 2012 Summer Olympics, it was reported that security at the London venues was instructed to crack down on any people who tried to attend events while wearing recognizable logos of companies...
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PACKLASH: People On Twitter Really, Really, Really Hate Roger Goodell
You’ve seen the video by now. I won’t pretend that there’s anyone out there who hasn’t. Green Bay Packers defensive back M.D. “20/20” Jennings clearly intercepted Russell Wilson’s hail mary pass as the...
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Lil Wayne Did Not Mean To Desecrate The Flag
Lil Wayne took to his Facebook page to issue an apology or at least clarify a rather large misconception that he purposely desecrated the American flag while filming a video for his song “God Bless...
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Ronald Reagan’s Son Thinks That Lee Daniels’ The Butler Is Full Of Bull Poop
Lee Daniels’ The Butler is a pretty huge hit, both with critics and moviegoers, as it’s tracking at 73% on Rotten Tomatoes and has grossed $53 million in its first two weeks. That’s good news for...
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Meet The Pregnant CrossFit Mom Who Drew The Ire Of Morons On Facebook
If I had anything to be proud of other than my Bobby Cobb penny can autographed by the entire cast of Cougar Town, I guess I might be tempted to brag about it in a public forum, but since the majority...
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People Are Turning Profits On David Beckham’s Donated Charity Items
In the wake of the horrible typhoon that caused so much death and devastation in the Philippines, a lot of celebrities stepped up and rounded up some of their old clothes and other random fancy crap...
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Meet The San Francisco Girls Who Are Redefining The Modern Lemonade Stand
For a while it seemed that any news involving some precocious little kids opening a lemonade stand was immediately followed with scandal and outrage, as full-on SWAT units were being sent to make sure...
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Is This Fan Made Charlie Strong Texas Longhorns T-Shirt Actually Racist?
Commence ‘Blazing Saddles’ jokes. A lot of times when I’m bored, laying on the couch and drifting off into the wonderful land of Lazzy A-holishness – something that doesn’t happen that much anymore,...
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A Pizza Place In Dallas Has A Lot Of People Freaking Out About Ranch Dressing
Via Reddit Earlier this month, a Redditor that goes by the wonderful name “Brostash” posted the above image from the Dallas pizzeria Cane Rosso to the /r/food subreddit and a lot of people started to...
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Billboards For FX’s ‘The Strain’ Are Being Taken Down Because They’re...
FX FX is ramping up advertising for their highly anticipated new show The Strain, but some of the advertising is backfiring after folks got a bit too disturbed by FX’s newest billboards. From Variety:...
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The Casting Call For ‘Straight Outta Compton’ Has Offended The Internet
Getty Image The internet has been giddy with excitement over the upcoming N.W.A. biopic Straight Outta Compton ever since that first promotional photo was released showing the actors playing young Dre,...
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